As long as it's funny and in some way is about the band, the band members, the music, the after-parties, the fans, or the shows...and I can remember it somehow...it ends up here. Thanks to a very lazy Greg Sangermano for the idea. His quote book used to be cool. "You guys were very good...but your singer needs to wear longer shirts." -Nagy's Mom, CBGB, 3/19/2005 "Paul loves the boobies." -Heather, somewhere in the Holland Tunnel, 2003 or so. "You people aren't getting it...HELP ME!" -Evil Drunk Barry, 5/2003 or something "Pale Horse, Your Condoms gave me a rash..the sex was still good though..but my balls feel like their on fire!!!" -After Dark, 3/10/2005, via myspace "The death metal show has been moved to the student lounge." -Sign on the door at SUNY Purchase gig, 2003 "...your evil meter has gone up to 100%...good work" -Goatamentise, 2/10/2005, via myspace "i fucking love sleepwalking...i have it on my iPod" [ipods...ha!] -im lost, 1/27/2005, via myspace "So...I guess I'm a groupie now." Anonymous, multiple occurences "Mutha fuckas better recognize cuz the Horse be comin to yo town to stomp down the wannabes..I'll bring the mini-kegs -Sags, 10/14/2004 "Even the bartenders have taken a 45 minute piss break!" Andy, ACME Underground, Summer 2004.